[xlr82nil8]

((_)

- Butt submitted by Butt

$0.02

- 2 Cents Worth

10Q

- Thank You

10x

- thanx thanks submitted by Mihai Maties

143

- i love you submitted by lauren

1FTR

- One For The Road

24/7

- 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

2c

- 2 Cents Worth

8

- Ate

AA

- Alcholics Anonymous

AAMOF

- As A Matter Of Fact

AAMOI

- As A Matter Of Interest

Abbr.

- Abbreviation

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

- A bear coughed down enough fish. Goats hide in jellyfish. Kangaroos love monkeys. Noisy octopusses play quadrillateral rocks. Swordfish take undershirts. Velvet wombat xylophones, yet zebras. submitted by Joe

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

- Although Bears Care Deeply Enternally, For God Hears It Joyously. Keeping Love, Meaning Never Oppressing People. Questioning Remains Stupidity. Truthfully Our Vanity Wins X-actly Zero. submitted by Heather

ACK

- Acknowledgement

ACRONYM

- Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning

ADD

- Attention Deficit Disorder submitted by SoftBear

ADHD

- Attention Defecate Hyperactivity Disorder submitted by Prozac0714

ADN

- Any Day Now also irritated, having seen a bad commercial message (from adnoid)

AFAIAA

- As Far As I Am Aware

AFAIAC

- As Far As I Am Concerned

AFAICT

- As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK

- As Far As I Know

AFAIR

- As Far As I Remember/Recall

AFAIU

- As Far As I Understand

AFAIUI

- As Far As I Understand It

AFDN

- Any F*cking Day Now

AFK

- Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie

AFL

- AbsoFreakinLutely

AFU

- All F*ucked Up

AI

- Artificial Intelligence

AISB

- As I Said Before; As It Should Be

AISBYSJ

- As I Said Before You Stupid Jackass

AISE

- As I Said Earlier

AISI

- As I See It

AIUI

- As I Understand It

AIW

- As It Were/Was

AKA

- Also Known As

AMAP

- As Much/Many As Possible

AMF

- Adios My Friend; Adios Mother F*cker

ANFAWFOS

- And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

ANSI

- American National Standards Institute

ANTOE

- another nutter thats on edge submitted by Fahrenheit

ANY1

- Anyone

AOB

- Any Other Business

AOBTD

- Another One Bites The Dust

AOL

- America On Line [Internet Content Provider]/ A*seholes OnLine

Aoyss

- All Of You Suck Severely submitted by Tellurium132

APAC

- All Praise And Credit

API

- Application Program Interface

ARPA

- Advanced Research Projects Agency

AS

- Age/ Sex?

A/S

- Age/ Sex?

A/S?

- Age/ Sex?

ASAFP

- As Soon As F*cking Possible

ASAP

- As Soon As Possible

ASCAP

- American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers submitted by Dmitry Sklyarov

ASCII

- American Standard Code for Information Interchange

ASL

- Age/ Sex/ Location?

A/S/L

- Age/Sex/Location?

A/S/L?

- Age/ Sex/ Location?

ATB

- All The Best

ATK

- At The Keyboard

ATLA

- Another Three Letter Acronym

ATM

- At The Moment

ATTN

- Attention

ATTYOB

- Anything That Turns You On Baby

AU

- Australia

aVG

- Average

AWCIGO

- And Where Can I Get One

AWGTHTGTATA

- Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again

AWGTHTGTTA

- Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/ That Again

AWHFY

- Are We Having Fun Yet

AYT

- Are You There

b

- Back submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

B4

- Before

B4N

- Bye For Now

BAC

- By Any Chance

BAD

- Broken As Designed

BAK

- Back At Keyboard

BAK4

- Two Clear Points of View ??

BAMBI

- Bad A*sed Motherf*cker Bit It

BAMF

- Bad A*rsed Mother F*cker

BBB

- Busy Beyond Belief

BBFN

- Bye Bye For Now

BBIAB

- Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF

- Be Back In A Flash

BBIAM

- Be Back In A Minute

BBIAS

- Be Back In A Sec

BBL

- Be Back Later

BBN

- Bye Bye Now

BBR

- Burnt Beyond Repair

BBS

- BBS Really means 'Be Back Soon' on IRC chats... I think most of these acronyns things are bull... but hey! Good site ;x submitted by Mike Herald

BBS

- Bulletin Board System

BC

- Basket Case; Because

B/C

- Because

BCC

- Blind Carbon Copy

BCNU

- Be Seein' You

BEG

- Big Evil Grin

BF

- Boy Friend

BFD

- Big F*cking Deal

BFE

- Bum F*ck Egypt [meaning a faraway place e.g. there were no close parking spaces so I had to park in BFE]

BFG

- Big Friendly Giant; Big F*cking Gun

BFH

- Bastard From Hell

BFI

- Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F*cking Idiots

BFMI

- Brute Force and Massive Ignorance

BFN

- Bye For Now

BG

- Big Grin

BGP

- bend them over, grease them up, and prong them submitted by matthew

BI

- Breidbart Index [a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM. Named after the person who designed it]

BIC

- Best In Class

BIL

- Brother In Law

BION

- Believe It Or Not

BIOYA

- Blow It Out Your A*se

BITD

- Beaten It To Death

BJ

- Blow Job submitted by Saurabh

BK

- Because

BM

- Blonde Moment

B&M

- Brick & Mortar submitted by ober0n

BMF

- Bad Mother F*cker

BMHATK

- Banging My Head Against The Keyboard

BMHATW

- Banging My Head Against The Wall

BMOC

- Birmingham Mini Owners Club submitted by Ian Wilson

BMTA

- Brilliant Minds Think Alike

BMTIPG

- Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

BNF

- Big Name Fan

BOC

- But Of Course

BOF

- Birds Of a Feather

BOFH

- Bastard Operator From Hell

BOHICA

- Bend Over Here It Comes Again

BOHOF

- Back Of Hand On Forehead

BOL

- Best Of Luck

BOS

- Big Orange Switch; Boyfriend Over Shoulder

BOT

- Back On Topic

BOTEC

- Back Of The Envelope Calculation

BRB

- Be Right Back

BRBGP

- Be Right Back Gotta Pee

BRBIGP

- Be Right Back I Gotta Pee

BRO

- Brother

Bros.

- Brothers

BRS

- Big Red Switch

BRT

- Be Right There

BS

- Britney Spears. No wait, bullsh*t. Well, what difference does it make? submitted by MasterOfEvil

BSEG

- Big Sh*t Eating Grin

BSG

- Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation

BSOD

- Blue Screen Of Death

BTA

- But Then Again

BTAICBW

- But Then Again I Could Be Wrong

BTAIM

- Be That As It May

BTDT

- Been There Done That

BTDTGTTS

- Been There Done That Got The T-Shirt

BTG

- Buck Tooth Green

BTOBD

- Be There Or Be Dead

BTOBS

- Be There Or Be Square

BTSOOM

- Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me

BTTP

- Back To The Point

BTW

- By The Way

BWL

- Bursting With Laughter

BWQ

- Buzz Word Quotient

BY

- BusY

BYKT

- But You Know/Knew That

BYKTA

- But You Know/Knew That Already

BYOB

- Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze

BYOC

- Bring your own condom submitted by MasterOfEvil

C

- See

CADET

- Can't Add Doesn't Even Try

CB

- Call Back

CC

- Carbon Copy

CCABW

- Chief Cook and Bottle Washer submitted by SoftBear

CCWC

- Can't Cook Won't Cook

CE

- Creative Editing

CERT

- Computer Emergency Response Team

CF

- Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F*ck [similar to SNAFU]

CFD

- Call For Discussion

CFV

- Call For Votes

CG

- Cute Grin

CGI

- Common Gateway Interface

CHOWUR

- See HOW yoU aRe

CHP

- California Highway Patrol

CHUR

- See How yoU aRe

CIAC

- Computer Incident Advisory Capability

CIAO

- goodbye [pronounced Chow]

CIC

- Christ I'm Confused

CICO

- Coffee In Coffee Out

CID

- Crying In Disgrace

CIO

- Cut It Out

Cir.

- Circle

CLAB

- Crying Like A Baby

CLM

- Career Limiting Move

CMIIW

- Correct Me If I'm Wrong

CNP

- Continued Next Post

CO

- COnference

C/O

- Care Of

COD

- Cash On Delivery

COTFLGUOAHAHA

- Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack

COTN

- Coffee/Coke Out The Nose

CP

- Chat Post

C&P

- Copy & Paste

CPF

- Can Pigs Fly

CRAFT

- Can't Remember A F*cking Thing

CRC

- Cyclic Redundancy Check

CRS

- Can't Remember Sh*t

CS

- Cop Shop

CSG

- Chuckle Snicker Grin

CST

- Central Standard Time [US time zone]

CTR

- Choose The Right

CTTD

- Cute Things They Do

CTTS

- Cute Things They Say

CU

- See yoU

CUL

- See yoU Later

CUL8R

- See yoU LateR

cunt

- see you next time submitted by Jeff

CUNT

- can't understand normal talk submitted by Mac

CV

- Curriculum Vitae

CWYL

- Chat With You Later

CYA

- See Ya; Cover Your A*se

cyas

- See you all soon submitted by SWAAHH

CYL

- See You Later

DAP

- Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle]

DARFC

- Ducking And Running For Cover

DBA

- Doing Business As

DBFN

- dont be f#cken nosey submitted by Chris

DBN

- Doing Business - Not

dd

- damned disease submitted by sherri

DEG

- Deliciously Evil Grin

DFM

- Don't Flame Me

DFU

- Don't Forget Units

DH

- Dear/Damn Husband

DHCP

- Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol

DICA

- Do I Care Asshole

DID

- Direct Inward Dialing submitted by waikh

DIFA

- Dumb Intellectual Fat Ass

DIIK

- Damned If I Know

DIIN

- Damned If I kNow

DILLIGAF

- Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck

DILLIGAF

- Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck submitted by Bob Pritchard

DILLIGAFF

- Does It Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck

DIM

- Do It Myself

DIY

- Do It Yourself

DK

- Don't Know

DL

- DownLoad

D/L

- Download

DLG

- Devilish Little Grin

DLTBBB

- Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

DNA

- Did Not Answer

DNO

- Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a post or email to indicate that the total message is included in the subject line]

DNPM

- Darn Near P*ssed Myself

DNPML

- Darn Near P*ssed Myself Laughing

DNS

- Domain Name System

DOA

- Dead On Arrival

DOB

- Date Of Birth

DOLT

- Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians (only seen in private newsgroups - aol.newsgroups.*)

DOM

- Dirty Old Man

DOMOTY

- Dirty Old Man Of The Year

DOS

- Disk Operating System [the original computer operating system developed by Microsoft, and how they made their name ]

DPKOL

- Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips

Dr

- Doctor

DRT

- DEAD RIGHT THERE submitted by john

DTOKAB

- Drop To One Knee And Bow/Blow

DTP

- DeskTop Publishing

DTRT

- Do The Right Thing

DTTAH

- Don't Try This At Home

DUCWIC

- Do YoU See What I See

DUK

- Dead Upon Keyboard

DUWTWB

- Do yoU Want To WhiteBoard

DUWWB

- Do yoU Want to WhiteBoard

D&W

- Ducking And Weaving

DWIM

- Do What I Mean

DWIMC

- Do What I Mean Correctly

DWIMNWIS

- Do What I Mean Not What I Say

DWISNWID

- Do What I Say Not What I Do

DWPKOL

- Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips

DYE

- Damn Your Eyes

DYHWIH

- Do You Hear What I Hear

DYSWIS

- Do You See What I See

E2EG

- Ear to Ear Grin

ED

- Emotionally Disturbed

EDI

- Electronic Data Interchange submitted by Larry Lightbulb

EDP

- Emotionally Disturbed Person

EDT

- Eastern Daylight savings Time [US time zone]

EFF

- Electronic Frontier Foundation submitted by Dmitry Sklyarov

EG

- Evil Grin

EIF

- Exercise In Futility

ELOL

- Evil Laughing Out Loud

EMSG

- Email Message

EOB

- End Of Business

EOD

- End Of Discussion

E&OE

- Errors And Omissions Excepted; Errors And Omissions Expected

EOF

- End Of File

EOL

- End Of Lecture

eom

- End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case)

EOT

- End Of Thread

EPID

- Every Person Is Different

ESAD

- Eat Sh*t And Die submitted by elslanto

ESAD

- Eat Sh*t And Die

ESAL

- Eat Sh*t And Live

ES&D

- Eat Sh*t And Die

ESOSL

- Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter

ESP

- ESPecially

EST

- Eastern Standard Time [US time zone]

ETA

- Estimated Time Of Arrival

ETLA

- Extended Three Letter Acronym

F

- Female

F2F

- Face To Face

FAQ

- Frequently Asked Question(s)

FB

- Fine Business; Fat B*stard

FCFS

- First Come First Served

FCOL

- For Crying Out Loud

FDROTFL

- Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing

FEOY

- For Your Eyes Only When sending SMS message to someone on mobile and you dont want others to see submitted by Ashwani Kalra

FFRD

- Flying F*ck in a Rolling Doughnut

FFS

- For F*ck's Sake

FFTFM

- For The Feeble Minded

FICCL

- Frankly I Couldn't Care Less

FIGJAM

- F*ck I'm Good Just Ask Me

FIGMO

- F*ck It Got My Orders

FIIK

- F*cked If I Know

FIIN

- F*cked If I kNow

FIL

- Father In Law

FIOFY

- Figure It Out For Yourself

FIRST

- Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams

FISH

- First In Still Here

FITB

- Fill In The Blank

FITH

- F*cked In The Head

FLEA

- Four Letter Extended Acronym

FMF

- F*ck Me Faster

FMH

- F*ck Me Harder

FNG

- F*cking New Guy/Gal submitted by elslanto

FOAD

- F*ck Off And Die

FOAF

- Friend Of A Friend

FOAFOAG

- Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend

FOAG

- Father Of A Girlfriend

FOCL

- Fell Off Chair Laughing

FOD

- Finger Of Death

FOOBAR

- cf FUBAR

FOS

- Freedom Of Speech; Full Of Sh*t

FOT

- Full Of Tripe

FOTCL

- Falling Off The Chair Laughing

FQDN

- Fully Qualified Domain Name submitted by SoftBear

FRED

- F*cking Ridiculous Electronic Device

FRO

- F*ck Right Off

FROB

- F*ck Right Off Baby

FRZ

- Fruitin' Religious Zealot

FSD

- Fools Seldom Differ

FTASB

- Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTBOMH

- From The Bottom Of My Heart

FTF

- Face To Face

FTL

- Faster Than Light

FTP

- File Transfer Protocol

FTR

- For The Record

FTS

- Fixin' To Start

FUBAB

- F*cked Up Beyond All Believe

FUBAR

- F*cked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition

FUD

- Fear Uncertainty And Doubt

FUDA

- F*ck yUo Dumbass

FUMTU

- F*cked Up More Than Usual

FURTB

- Full Up Ready To Burst

FWIW

- For What It's Worth

FWY

- Freeway

FYA

- For Your Amusement

FYATHYRIO

- F*ck You And The Horse You Rode In On

FYI

- For Your Information

G

- Grin

GA

- Go Ahead

GAC

- Get A Clue

GAFIA

- Get Away From It All

GAL

- Get A Life

GBH&K

- Great Big Hugs & Kisses

GBH&KB

- Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back

GD&R

- Grinning Ducking And Running

GD&RF

- Grinning Ducking And Running Fast

GD&RVVF

- Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast

GD&W

- Grinning Ducking And Weaving

GF

- GirlFriend

GFN

- Gone For Now

GFR

- Grim File Reaper

GFU

- General F*ck Up

GFY

- Go F*ck Yourself

GFYS

- Go F*ck Your Self

GG

- Good Game submitted by Sierra Tourus

GG

- Gotta Go

GGN

- Gotta Go Now

GGP

- Gotta Go Pee

GH

- Getting Hard (male)

GIB

- Good In Bed submitted by Richard Schwander

gid

- Good submitted by Richard Hammond

gid gid

- Good Good submitted by Richard Hammond

GIF

- Graphical Interchange Format

GIGO

- Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out

GIWIST

- Gee I Wish I'd Said That

GJ

- Good Job submitted by Saurabh

GJ

- Good Job

GJP

- Good Job Partner

GL

- Good Luck

GLG

- Goofy Little Grin

GLGH

- Good Luck and Good Hunting

GMAO

- Giggling My A*se Off

GMT

- Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]

GMTA

- Great Minds Think Alike

GOK

- God Only Knows

GOMFAB

- Get off my fu***ng aching back submitted by Terry Bray

GOOML

- Get Out Of My Life

GOS

- Girlfriend Over Shoulder

GOTFIA

- Groaning On The Floor In Agony

GOWI

- Get On With It

GPF

- General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast

GR8

- Great

GRQ

- Get Rich Quick - a type of spam (MMF)

GRUIT

- Get Real yoU Impudent Thing

GSH

- Good Sense of Humour

GTBOS

- Glad To Be Of Service

GTFOH

- Get The F*ck Outta Here

GTFOOMF

- Get The F*ck Out Of My Face

GTG

- Got To Go

GTGB

- Got To Get Beer

GTGN

- Got To Go Now

GTHBS

- Glad to have Been Seminal

GTP

- Got To Pee

GTS

- God That Sucked

GTSU

- Glad/Good To See You

GW

- Getting Wet (female)

GWTP

- Get with the Program (smarten up, adhere to the guidlines,stay on track) submitted by L.R. Newman

GYFFR

- Get Your F*cking Facts Right

H2

- How To

HABO

- Have A Better One

HACB

- Horny As Can Be

HAGN

- Have A Good Night

HAGO

- Have A Good One

HAK

- Hugs And Kisses

HAND

- Have A Nice Day

HATM

- Howling At The Moon

HB

- Honey Bear; HummingBird

HCB

- Holy Cow Batman

HFUY

- Here for you why?

HHB

- Hello Honey Bear

HHGTTG

- Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

HHIS

- Hanging Head In Shame

HHO1/2K

- Ha Ha Only Half Kidding

HHOJ

- Ha Ha Only Joking

HHOK

- Ha Ha Only Kidding

HHOS

- Ha Ha Only Serious

HIB__

- Have I Been ___________

HICA

- Here It Comes Again

H&K

- Hugs & Kisses

HL7

- Health Level 7 - a specific format of EDI used in many health organizations. Currenly around version 2.3, version 3 is being debated and will be XML base. submitted by Larry Lightbulb

HMFIC

- Head Mother-F*cker In Charge

HNG

- Horny Net Geek

HOAS

- Hold On A Second

HOMPR

- Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing

HOPR

- Hang On Phone's Ringing

HOS

- Husband Over Shoulder

HOUER

- Hanging On yoUr Every Word

HOYER

- Hanging On Your Every Word

HP

- Home Page

HRU

- How Are You ? submitted by starhawk1

HSIK

- How Should I Know

HSP

- Highly Sensitive Person

HTFSIK

- How The F*ck Should I Know

HTH

- Hope This Helps

HTML

- HyperText Markup Language

HTTP

- HyperText Transfer Protocol

HUA

- Head Up A*se

HW

- HardWare

HWS(PEST)

- Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)

HWUA

- Head Way Up A*se

HWY

- Highway

IAAA

- I Am An Accountant

IAAD

- I Am A Doctor

IAAL

- I Am A Lawyer

IAC

- In Any Case

IAE

- In Any Event

IAGFII

- It's All Good Fun Isn't It

IANA

- Internet Assigned Numbers Authority

IANAA

- I Am Not An Accountant

IANAC

- I Am Not A Crook

IANAD

- I Am Not A Doctor

IANAL

- I Am Not A Lawyer

IANALBIPOOTV

- I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV

IANYM

- In A New York Minute

IANYS

- In A New York Second

IAP

- Internet Access Provider

IARTPFWTSIOWIM

- I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means

IASH

- I Am So Horny

IAWC

- In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]

IAY

- I Adore You

IAYT

- I Adore You Too [also IAY2]

IB

- I'm Back

IBC

- Inadequate But Cute

IBM

- Inadequate But Marketable

IBTD

- I Beg To Differ

IC

- I See; In Character

ICB

- I Care Because

ICBW

- I Could Be Wrong

ICCL

- I Couldn't Care Less

ICGAFF

- I Couldn't Give A Flying F*ck

ICP

- Internet Content Provider

ICQ

- I Seek You [an Internet messaging system]

ICTYBTIHTKY

- I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You

ICU

- I see you

ICU2

- I See You too

ICUR

- I See yoU aRe

ID

- Identification

IDGAD

- I Don't Give A Damn

IDGAF

- I Don't Give A F*ck (also seen as I Do Give A F*ck)

IDGAFF

- I Don't Give A Flying F*ck

IDGARA

- I Don't Give A Rat's Ar*se

IDGAS

- I Don't Give A Sh*t

IDGI

- I Don't Get It

IDK

- I Don't Know

IDN

- I Don't Know

IDNHSWTW

- "I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman", said Bill Clinton to the American People, using the bully pulpit of the Blue Goose (presidents traveling podium).

IDNHSWTW

- "I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman", said Bill Clinton to the American People, using the bully pulpit of the Blue Goose (presidents traveling podium). submitted by John Kelleher

iDOT

- Internet Development Outreach and Technology

IDTS

- I Don't Think So

IDTT

- I'll Drink To That

IE

- In Effect

IETF

- Internet Engineering Task Force

IGP

- I Gotta Pee

IHABICNRWTSF

- I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff]

ihi

- I hate it submitted by earcracker

IHTBS

- It Has To Be Shown

IHTFP

- I Hate This F*cking Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise

IIABDFI

- If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It

IIRC

- If I Recall/Remember Correctly

IITYWIMWYBMAD

- If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink

IITYWIMWYKM

- If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me

IITYWITIWHTKY

- If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You

IJLS

- I Just Like Saying

IK

- I Know; Inverse Kinematics

IKWUM

- I Know What yoU Mean

IKWYM

- I Know What You Mean

ILI

- I Like Ike

ILICISCOMK

- I Laughed, I Cried, I Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard

ILIWAPCT

- I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

ilttm

- I Like To Touch Myself submitted by Brian Hunt

ILU

- I Love yoU

ILUT

- I Love yoU Too [also ILU2]

ily

- I LOVE YOU!!!!! submitted by Andrew and Brian

ILY

- I Love You

IMAO

- In My Arrogant Opinion

IMBO

- In My Biased Opinion

IMCDO

- In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion

IMCO

- In My Considered Opinion

IME

- In My Experience

IMHO

- In My Humble Opinion

IMMOR

- I Make My Own Rules

IMNSHO

- In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO

- In My Opinion

IMOBO

- In My Own Biased Opinion

IMPE

- In My Personal/Previous Experience

IMPOV

- In My Point Of View

IMS

- I Must Say

IMVHO

- In My Very Humble Opinion

Inc.

- Incorparated

INGSI

- I'm Not Going To Say It

INPO

- In No Particular Order

INT

- I'll Never Tell

IO

- Input/Output

IOU

- I Owe You

IOW

- In Other Words

IP

- Internet Protocol

IR

- Inter Racial

IRC

- Internet Relay Chat

IRL

- In Real Life

IROOC

- I've Run Out Of Cigarettes

IRT

- In Real Time

ISC

- I Stand Corrected

ISDN

- Integrated Services Digital Network

ISO

- In Search Of

ISP

- Internet Service Provider

ISTM

- It Seems To Me

ISTR

- I Seem To Remember

IT

- Information Technology [a global term for all things now to do with computers]

ITFA

- In The Final Analysis

ITMA

- Its That Man Again

ITYM

- I Think You Mean

IUTHALORFH

- I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her

IUTKATS

- I Used To Know All That Stuff

IWALU

- I Will Always Love yoU

IWALY

- I Will Always Love You

IWBNI

- It Would Be Nice If

IWIK

- I Wish I Knew

IWSN

- I Want Sex Now

IYD

- In Your Dreams

IYF

- In Your Face

IYF __

- Insert Your Favourite ________

IYFEG

- Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group

IYKWIM

- If You Know What I Mean

IYKWIMAITYD

- If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

IYSWIM

- If You See What I Mean

IYTS

- If You Think So

JAFO

- Just Another F*cking Observer

JAFU

- Just Another F*ck Up

JAM

- Just A Moment/Minute

JAO

- Just Another Observer

JAS

- Just A Second

JATP

- Jazz at the Philharmonic

JFDI

- Just F***ing Do It submitted by Jeff Parr

JFF

- Just For Fun

JFTR

- Just For The Record

JFYI

- Just For Your Information

JIC

- Just In Case

JK

- Just Kidding

J/K

- Just Kidding

JMHO

- Just My Humble Opinion

JMO

- Just My Opinion

JMOOC

- Just My Opinion Of Course

JOTL

- Joy Of The Lord

JPEG

- Joint Photographic Experts Group

JSYK

- Just So You Know

JTLYK

- Just To Let You Know

JTPA

- Jazz at the Philharmonic Auditorium submitted by elslanto

JTUSK

- Just Thought yoU Should Know

JTYMLTK

- Just Thought You Might Like To Know

JTYWTK

- Just Thought You Wanted To Know

K

- oKay

KIA

- Know It All

KIBO

- Knowledge In Bullsh*t Out

KISS

- Keep It Simple Stupid

KITA

- Kick In The A*se

KMA

- Kiss My A*se

KMB

- Kiss My Butt

KMWIH

- Kick Me Where It Hurts

KMYF

- Kiss Me You Fool

KOL

- Kiss On Lips

KOS

- Kids Over Shoulder

KOTC

- Kiss On The Cheek

KOTL

- Kiss On The Lips

KOTM

- Kook Of The Month

KOW

- Knock On Wood submitted by CobraMan

KTCOOTN

- Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup

KWIM

- Know What I Mean

KYHOOTW

- Keep Your Head Out Of The Water

KYHOOYA

- Keep Your Head Out Of Your A*se

KYHU

- Keep Your Head Up

*L*

- To laugh. submitted by Mandy S.

L8R

- Later

L8TR

- Later

LAB&TYD

- Life's A Bitch And Then You Die

LAB&TYMO

- Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One

LAGNAF

- Let's All Get Naked And F*ck

LALL

- Live And Let Live

LALYS

- Love you like a sister

LAM

- Leave A Message submitted by Brian Johnston

LAN

- Local Area Network

LART

- Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool

LASER

- Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation submitted by Big J Dog

LATBOTG

- Look At the Boobs on That Girl

LDTO

- Lets Ditch This One

LDWPKOL

- Long Deep Wep Passionate Kiss On the Lips

LHM

- Lord Help Me

LHU

- Lord Help Us

LJBF

- Let's Just Be Friends

LLAP

- Live Long And Prosper

LLTA

- Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

LMA

- Leave Me Alone

LMAO

- Laughing My A*se Off

LMAOROTF

- Laughing My A*se Off Rolling On The Floor

LMAOTIPADFSYCBOI

- Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet On It submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

LMAOTIPADFSYCBYAOI

- Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet Your Ass On It. submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

LMAOTIPADFSYCBYLOI

- Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Shure You Can Bet Your Life On It submitted by Prozac0714

LMC

- Lost My Connection

LMCOA

- Lost My Connection Once Again

LMFAO

- Laughing My F*cking A*se Off

LMK

- Let Me Know

LMTFA

- Leave Me The F*ck Alone

LOAO

- Laughing Our A*ses Off

LOFLOL

- Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud

lol

- Laugh out Loud

LOL

- Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady; Lots of Love [minority usage]

LoTR

- Lord of The Rings

LOWOTFBTC

- Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet

LSFIAB

- Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel

LSHIH

- Laughing So Hard It Hurts

LSHIPMP

- Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

LSHMBIB

- Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing

LSMFT

- Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco (old slogan) submitted by Eric Shotwell

LSMIF

- Laughing So Much I Farted

LSMISMT

- Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax

LSP

- Less Sensitive Person

LTBF

- Learn To Be Funny

LTIP

- Laughing 'Til I Puke

LTM

- Laughing To Myself

LTMSH

- Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt

LTNS

- Long Time No See

LTUAE

- Life, The Universe, And Everything [Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy]

lul

- love you later submitted by doug b.

LUSER

- Loser USER

LY

- Love ya

ly2p

- Love You To Pieces submitted by EJA

LYLAB

- Love You Like A Brother

LYLAS

- Love You Like A Sister

LYWAMH

- Love You With All My Heart

M

- Male

M$

- MicroSoft submitted by Tyler Durden

M8

- Mate

MAY

- Mad About You

MAYB

- Mad About You Baby

MB

- Message Board

MBR

- Master Boot Record

MCIBTY

- My Computer Is Better Than Yours

MD

- Mailed

MDT

- Mountain Daylight savings Time

ME2

- Me Too

MFC

- Merge From Current [FreeBSD] submitted by Cyrille Lefevre

MFG

- More Friendly Garbage

MFIC

- Mother F*cker In Charge

MFWIC

- Mother F*cker What's In Charge

MHBFY

- My Heart Bleeds For You

MHDC

- My Hard Drive Crashed

MHM

- Members Helping Members

MHOTY

- My Hat's Off To You

MIL

- Mother In Law

MIME

- Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions

MING

- Mailing

MIPS

- Meaningless Information Per Second

ML

- More Later

MLA

- Multiple Letter Acronym

MM

- Multi Media

MMF

- Make Money Fast - a type of spam, illegal in most countries

MMIF

- My Mouth Is Full

MMX

- Multi-Media eXtensions

MNC

- Mother Nature Calls

MOF

- Matter Of Fact

MOFO

- Mother F*cker ! submitted by Tyler Durden

MOMN

- Milk Out My Nose

MORF

- Male OR Female

MOS

- Member of the Opposite Sex

MOTAS

- Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTD

- Message Of The Day

MOTOS

- Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTSS

- Member Of The Same Sex

MPH

- Miles Per Hour

MS

- More Sh*t; More of the Same

MSCEA

- My Southern Comfort's Empty Again

MSIE

- Microsoft Internet Explorer

msn

- MicroSoft Network submitted by Andy

MSS

- Member of the Same Sex

MT

- My Time

MTFBWY

- May The Force Be With You

MUD

- Multi-User Dungeon/Domain

MUNG

- Mash/Mung Until No Good

MYBABLB

- My You've Been a Busy Little Bee/ Boy.

MYOB

- Mind Your Own Business

NA

- Narcotics Anonymous submitted by elslanto

NADM

- Never A Dull Moment

NAGI

- Not A Good Idea

NANAE

- news.admin.net-abuse.email [Usenet newsgroup]

NANAU

- news.admin.net-abuse.usenet [Usenet newsgroup]

NAVY

- Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NAYY

- Not Affiliated. Yada-Yada. [origin unknown]

NB

- Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well, i.e. what follows is important]

NBD

- No Big Deal

NBL

- Not Bloody Likely

NBTD

- Nothing Better To Do

NCB

- Never Change Baby

NDB

- None of your Damned Business

NDM

- No Disrespect Meant

NE1

- Anyone

NERD

- National Establishment for Real Dorks

NFG

- No F*cking Good

NFI

- No F*cking Idea

NFW

- No F*cking Way

NFY

- No - F*ck You

NGT

- Not Gonna Tell

NHOH

- Never Heard Of Her/Him

NICBDAT

- Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes

NIDWTC

- No I Don't Want To Chat

NIH

- Not Invented Here

NIMBY

- Not In My Back Yard

NIMTO

- Not In My Term Of Office

NINO

- Nothing In Nothing Out

NIT

- Not In Therapy

NLI

- Not Logged In

NLT

- No Later Than

NM

- Never Mind

N/M

- Never Mind

NMI

- No Message Included submitted by Vic

NMI

- No Middle Initial

NMP

- Not My Problem

NMS

- Not My Style

NMSAA

- Not My Style At All

NN

- Night Night

NNTP

- Network News Transfer Protocol

NoCeM

- No See 'eM

NOOTO

- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary

NORWICH

- kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home

NOYB

- None Of Your Business

NOYGDFB

- None Of Your God-Damn F*cking business submitted by Tyler Durden

NP

- No Problem

NPF

- No Problem Found

NPLU

- Not People Like Us

NQA

- No Questions Asked

NQOS

- Not Quite Our Sort

NRN

- No Reply Necessary

NS

- Netscape

NSS

- No Sh*t Sherlock

NT

- No Text

NTG

- Not Too Good

NTH

- No Therapy Helpful

NTIBOA

- Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything

NTIM

- Not That It Matters

NTIMM

- Not That It Matters Much

NTL

- None The Less/Never The Less

NTP

- Need To Pee

NUI

- Network User Identification

NVM

- Never Mind... submitted by Tyler Durden

NYCTMI

- Now You Come To Mention It

NYI

- Not Yet Implemented

NYM

- New York Minute

NYP

- Not Your Problem

O

- Over [to you]

OATUS

- On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS

- On An Unrelated Subject

OB

- OBligatory; Oh Baby

OBTW

- Oh By The Way

OD

- OverDose; Oh Dear

ODAAT

- One Day At A Time submitted by Jim Cathey

OFS

- One Finger Salute [the 'bird']

OGIMA

- Oh God It's Monday Again

OIC

- Oh I See

OMA

- On My Ass

OMB

- On My Butt

OMBLMAO

- On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off

OMFG

- Oh My F*cking God

OMG

- Oh My God

OMM

- On My Monitor

ONNA

- Oh No Not Again

ONNTA

- Oh No Not That/This Again

OO

- Over and Out

OOC

- Out Of Character

OOI

- Out Of Interest

OOSOOM

- Out Of Sight Out Of Mind

OOTC

- Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the message appears in]

OS

- Operating System

OSIM

- Oh Sh*t It's Monday

OT

- Off Topic

OT1H

- On The One Hand

OTC

- Over The Counter

OTD

- Out The Door

OTF

- On The Floor [mad laughter]

OTGH

- On The Gripping Hand

OTL

- Out To Lunch

OTOH

- On The Other Hand

OTOOH

- On The Other Other Hand

OTT

- Over The Top

OTTH

- On The Third Hand

OTTOMH

- Off The Top Of My Head

OTW

- On The Whole

OW

- Oh Well

OWTTE

- Or Words To That Effect

PABG

- Pack A Big Gun

PAW

- Parents Are Watching

PBM

- Play By Mail (games)

PBNFL

- Possible, But Not F*cking Likely

PC

- Personal Computer/ Politically Correct

PCB

- Please Call Back

PCMCIA

- People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms

PCMCIA

- Personal Computer Memeory Card Industry Association submitted by 4Real

PD

- Public Domain

PDA

- Personal Digital Assistant submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

PDA

- Public Display of Affection

PDN

- Public Data Network

PDQ

- Pretty Damn Quick

PDS

- Please Don't Shout

PDT

- Pacific Daylight savings Time

PEBCAK

- Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEM

- Privacy Enhanced Mail

PEST

- Please Excuse Slow Typing

PFM

- Pure F*ckin' Magic [when trying to explain how something works]

PGP

- Pretty Good Privacy

PhD

- Piled Higher and Deeper

PHYS

- pink headed youghurt slinger submitted by fam Norenius

PIC

- Politically InCorrect

PIDOOMA

- Pulled it directly out of my a$$ submitted by Mike Jones

PIMP

- Pee In My Pants

PITA

- Pain In The A*se

PKB

- Pot calling the Kettle Black

PKOC

- Passionate Kiss On the Cheek

PKOL

- Passionate Kiss On the Lips

PLMK

- Please Let Me Know

PLMKO

- Please Let Me Know Ok

PLO

- Please Leave Over submitted by a.s.d.f.

PLOKTA

- Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

PLS

- Please

PLZ

- Please

PMBI

- Pardon My Butting In

PMETC

- Pardon Me ETC

PMFBI

- Pardon Me For Butting In

PMFI

- Problem Magically Fixed Itself

PMFJI

- Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMFJIH

- Pardon Me For Jumping In Here

PMJI

- Pardon My Jumping In

PMP

- Peed My Pants

PO

- Piss Off

POAHF

- Put On A Happy Face

POETS (day)

- Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

POM

- Phase Of the Moon

POP

- Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol

POQ

- Piss Off Quickly

POQADCB

- Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back

POS

- Parents Over Shoulder

POS

- Pice of Sh*t submitted by Keith Kost

POTS

- Plain Old Telephone Service/System

POV

- Point Of View

PPL

- PeoPLe

PPP

- Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve

PPPP

- Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position

PS

- Post Script

PST

- Pacific Standard Time

PTB

- Powers That Be

PTHBS

- Proud To Have Been Seminal

PTL

- Praise The Lord

PTLAPTA

- Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition

PTMM

- Please Tell Me More

PTMY

- Pleased To Meet You

PTMYA

- Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance

PTO

- Please Turn Over

PW

- Pathetic W**ker; PowWow

Q

- Queue

QED

- Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done

QPQ

- Quid Pro Quo

QT

- Cutie; Quiet

R

- Are

RA

- Red Alert

RAM

- Random Access Memory submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

RAS

- Running And Screaming

RE

- REgarding

REHI

- Hi Again (repeat hi)

RFC

- Request For Comment

RFD

- Request For Discussion

RFM

- Reply To Flagged Message

RFN

- Right F*cking Now

RFT

- Request For Thinking

RHIP

- Rank Hath Its Privileges

RL

- Real Life

RLCO

- Real Life COnference

RMH

- Real Manly Hug

RNA

- Ring No Answer

ROFFNAR

- Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason

ROFL

- Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROFLMAO

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off

ROFLMAOBT

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Big Time

ROFLMAOPMP

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Peeing My Pants

ROFLMHO

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off

ROFLOL

- Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud submitted by Andy

ROFLUTS

- Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable To Speak

ROFLWPIMP

- Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants

ROFLWTIME

- roliing on floor laughing wiping tears in my eyes submitted by Bruce

ROTBA

- Reality On The Blink Again

ROTF

- Rolling On The Floor

ROTFL

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLAS

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting

ROTFLMAO

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*rse Off

ROTFLMAOSHTCCOMNAIWEDA

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*se Off So Hard That Coke Came Out My Nose And I Wasn't Even Drinking Any

ROTFLMBO

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My B*llox Off

ROTFLSHISMC

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee

ROTFLSTCIIHO

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One

ROTM

- Right On The Money

RPG

- Role Playing Game

RSN

- Real Soon Now

RSVP

- French répondez s'il vous plaît (please reply). submitted by waikh

RT

- Real Time

RTDM

- Read The Damn Manual

RTF

- Rich Text Format, Microsoft document format, comes with Wordpad in Windows 95, commonly converted to HTML

RTFF

- Read The F*cking FAQ(s)

RTFI

- Read The F*cking Instructions

RTFM

- Read The .... Friendly Manual <-- more humorus --> submitted by SoftBear

RTFM

- Read The F*cking Manual

RTFN

- Right The F*ck Now

RTFQ

- Read The F*cking Question

RTFS

- Read The F*cking Source

RTS

- Read The Screen

RU18

- Are You Eighteen submitted by J.C. Therer

RUMF

- aRe yoU Male or Female

RUMORF

- aRe yoU Male Or Female

*S*

- *Smile*

SAHM

- Stay At Home Mum

SAMFUTU

- Situation Abnormal More F*cked Up Than Usual

SAPFU

- Surpassing All Previous F*ck Ups

SAR

- Smart A*se Remark

SASS

- Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome

SBID

- Sh*tty But It'll Do

S/C

- ShortCut submitted by Tyler Durden

SCNR

- Sorry, Could Not Resist

SCUBA

- Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus submitted by Dynamic Bits

SEC

- SECond, e.g. Wait a sec

SEG

- Sh*t Eating Grin

SEP

- Somebody Else's Problem

SETE

- Smiling Ear To Ear

SFAIAA

- So Far As I Am Aware

SFLA

- Stupid Four Letter Acronym

SGML

- Standardised Generalised Markup Language

SH

- Sh*t Happens

SHTSI

- Somebody Had To Say It

SIG

- Special Interest Group or SIGnature File

SIIK

- Stuffed If I Know

SIL

- Sister In Law

SIT

- Stay In Touch

SITD

- Still In The Dark

SLIP

- Serial Line Interface Protocol

SMAR

- Suck My A*se Raw

SMG

- Suck My Goat

SMO

- Serious Mode On

SMOFF

- Serious Mode OFF

SMOP

- Simply a Matter Of Programming

SMTP

- Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

SNAFU

- Situation Normal All F*cked Up

SNERT

- Snot-Nosed Egostical Rude Teenager

SNR

- Signal To noise Ratio

SO

- Significant Other

SOHB

- Sense Of Humour Bypass

SOI

- Stink On Ice; State Of Insanity

SOL

- Sh*t Out of Luck

SOP

- Standard Operating Procedure

SOS

- Same Old Sh*t

soshdd

- same old stuff here different day

SOT

- Short Of Time

SOTD

- Speak of the Devil submitted by Angie

SOTMG

- Short Of Time Must Go

SOVS

- SomeOne Very Special

SPAM

- SPiced hAM [now a common term on the Internet used to refer to Unsolicited Bulk Email, and unsolicited multiple postings to one or more Usenet newsgroups]

SRY

- Sorry

SSDD

- Same Sh*t Different Day

SSI

- Subject Says It [in email and newsgroup message titles]

ST

- Such That; Star Trek

[Lilliput]

Tazzzie, on Nov 10 2007, 09:59 PM, said:

can we add:

SMBR = Sunday Morning Breakfast Run

Cheers

NO

[Playtime]

thanks guys/gals that explains a lot didnt know there was so many btw who makes these up and are they on drugs or wha?