[wesifumi]

Stupid Lukentino Rossi's diary 6/3/11

Yesterday we do the Snetterton 300, new circuit is very nice. Big thanks to Dorna err MSV. We turn up at 7.30am, I have Ucchio Gardiner with me as Ducasey Pete is ill, probably lactose intollerence again. I say 'FACK where is all de garages gone?'.

The Marshal he tell me fully booked 3 groups of 65 FACK that Napolean Healey must be as rich as me. No garage means no tyrewarmers and we are stuck out in the middle of the carpark in about 3 degrees celcius. Still we makada good race. I av a motobox and new painted panels so I very appy.

We queue for da noise test. MSV lay on 1 guy to noise test nearly 200 bikes so we have to interrupt noise test for the breifing. Usual FE briefing; ‘we are all careless GENTS out to ruin everyone else’s day. Why could we just pay the 85 quid and stay at home. Anyone overtaking or looking like they are enjoying themselves will get black flagged. Why are you all still here, I thought I had sent you all home?’

Still I have da Bridgestones, they better than the Michelins right. I will makada good race.

Sighting laps and track looks good but not that grippy. Tyres no warmer after 3 laps than when we set off. Ucchio forget my winter gloves so I only have race gloves I say 'FACK my ands are cold'.

Jorge Jones he turn up. We get da noisy tested. My bike is fine, Ucchio's exhaust is facked. Also dabolt on my footpeg has falled out again. I say FACK this never happened to my Onda. We fix the bikes and Ucchio gets his shagged Racetecs changed for slightly less shagged Racetecs. Sneaky Fackin FE call our first session while we are doing this, Or perhaps while we are stuffing Breakfast baps (4 quid) in the cafe. Anyway if JB ask, we were downloading telemetry in da race transporter.

We do 2nd race. FACK my ands are cold. I cram a thin pair of gloves under my race gloves but no warmer. Still no heat in tyres after full session and it is drizzling and making da track wet. Focused announce; ‘No one allowed out on slicks, could everyone with slicks just go home but thanks for the 85 quid’. I say FACK, money grabbing GENTS.

We do 3rd race. I borrow Uccios winter gloves. FACK my ands are warm. Track has dried and I do 3 steady laps. Now I think I pull da pin and makada good race......

FACK

I am sliding on da track wiv my elbow down. Telemetry say 65 degrees of lean FACK bike is only at 50 degrees of lean as I can see it in front of me. I say 'mama mia dont go uppa kerb, but it goes uppa da kerb. Then I go uppa da kerb and do a bit of a forward roll for da camera. I can't picka da bike up as it is sunk in da sand /mud. I say 'FACK I could have gone to Enduroland and got stunk in sand /mud for only 30 quid. Then I say 'FACK now I am one of dem GENTS getting red flagged and ruining the day for everybody that Barry told us about at the Breifing' Anyway at least my ands are nice and warm, except for the bits wiv da holes in FACK i owe Ucchio another pair of gloves, and they fackin Alpinestars that I dont get for nuffink FACK.

So the marshal recover me and bike dont lookada too bad but gear linkage is all facked and frame lug is either bent of footpeg carrier is. Otherwise pretty good. My leathers are almost unmarked I say 'FACK must have been a bulletproof Kangaroo'. Boots ok, lid couple of scratches, fleece is pretty ragged as are TU's gloves. I talk to a racer in da paddock who shows me a far worse pair that he is just going out on track in though

Now is lunchtime.We say FACK it and get a coffee. Snetterton give us Free coffee as they tink ours were paid for by the guy in front. We go hide before, his real mates behind us get to the til and have to pay for theirs. Ucchio finds a Ducati key in da pisher but gives it back to the owner instead of giving it to me. I say FACK Ucchio can walk home.

After lunch it rains more. Fackin Focused said it was dry all day. I ask for a refund they say FACK OFF. Jorge Jones only has da same siht Bridgestones that tipped me off my bike wivout a da warning He say FACK IT.





Fe= Focused Events

[Inadzuma]

I enjoyed that Wes - but I'll have to read it about five times to get into the lingo - any chance of a translation??

zuma

[sp1v]

Very good ..