[sirius]

> > STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM
> >
> > Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
> >
> > Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom
> > of the page
> >
> > Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
> >
> > Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
> >
> > Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
> >
> > Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
> >
> > Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
> >
> > Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? *
> > It will simply become wet
> >
> > Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he
> > sleeps at night.
> >
> > Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find
> > an elephant that has only one hand..
> >
> > Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
> > and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large
> > hands
> >
> > Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
> > take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
> >
> > Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
> > it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

[Darkcloud]

[Gasman]

His logic is flawless....

[Kreator]

[Tazzzie]

Gasman, on 31 January 2012 - 06:17 PM, said:

His logic is flawless....

Yup, love it too.

[Linda]

Those answers are perfectly correct.

[Tripleman]

Just like the old Philosophy exam question.

Q. Why?

A. Why not?